
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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a boring sobernaut. a disrespectful youth and a southern softie.
On balance I think I'd prefer to be what she said.
I scored 3 out of 4 anyway.
( , Wed 5 Nov 2014, 16:52, Reply)
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