Weddings Part II
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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And as for hard man?
if you saw a big bloke in his late 20s (who works on a building site) start laying into a 13-year-old kid who'd done absolutely nothing wrong, are you telling me you'd just stand there and watch?
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:29, 1 reply)
if you saw a big bloke in his late 20s (who works on a building site) start laying into a 13-year-old kid who'd done absolutely nothing wrong, are you telling me you'd just stand there and watch?
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:29, 1 reply)
It's not a question of whether you'd do anything
it's a question of whether it even happened.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:04, closed)
it's a question of whether it even happened.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:04, closed)
It happened alright.
which is part of the reason I no longer have anything to do with this (now-divorced) chap. He turned out to be a complete and utter cunt. Textbook psychological abuse of his new wife (who deserved so much better) and step-son.
(And in case anyone's wondering, no, I didn't fancy her at all, she was completely not my type.)
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:45, closed)
which is part of the reason I no longer have anything to do with this (now-divorced) chap. He turned out to be a complete and utter cunt. Textbook psychological abuse of his new wife (who deserved so much better) and step-son.
(And in case anyone's wondering, no, I didn't fancy her at all, she was completely not my type.)
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 16:45, closed)
(And in case anyone's wondering, no, I didn't fancy her at all, she was completely not
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 17:02, closed)
Well, she is someone's younger sister...
but she's also a few years older than me - and her older brother is currently a guest of Her Majesty after he killed someone.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 18:14, closed)
but she's also a few years older than me - and her older brother is currently a guest of Her Majesty after he killed someone.
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