Weddings Part II
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I have been to three Hindu weddings and they were very nouveau riche Hindu weddings. Holy cow they like to spend money on impressing the friends and relatives.
Johnnie Walker Blue Label on the whitey alky guest table.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:10, 3 replies)
Johnnie Walker Blue Label on the whitey alky guest table.
( , Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:10, 3 replies)
I've only been to the one
and I can confirm that the white alky guest table piled with expensive booze is a thing. An excellent thing.
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and I can confirm that the white alky guest table piled with expensive booze is a thing. An excellent thing.
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a very excellent thing. I went on a Sikh stag do but not the wedding, Sikhs do like a drink and can hold it. they also like expensive spirits.
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