Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I presume laviousness meant lavishnessI was kind of hoping it meant lasciviousness and they spent the entire reception touching each other up. Good story, though. And anything that combines the words wedding and hire just trebles the price. When you've made your pile from the marquee, hire a hall and set up a wedding fair. People will pay through the nose just to get through the door.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 1:31, 2 replies)
He said Italians and Greeks. OF COURSE they spent the entire reception touching each other up.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Nov 2014, 6:37,
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