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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Its charitable to assume a person isn't simply boasting when they tell a story
But in this case he clearly did mean to blow his own trumpet
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 19:25, 1 reply)
badoom-tish
or whatever the trumpet equivalent is
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 22:38, closed)
wa-wa-wa-waaaa

(, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 5:52, closed)
by Jove he has hit it out of the ground

(, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 13:08, closed)

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