Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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"Ow much did she charge you?" quipped Cleggy. "Fiver," replied Compo.
"Bollocks. I had full penetration off her for forty quid," fumed Cleggy.
"Aye, but she only tossed me salad," remarked Compo.
"By'eck," uttered Cleggy. "Come on, I get us a round in," he added.
"I got to brush my teeth first," replied Compo. "I had to toss her salad as well," he added.
Cleggy broke his gaze from Compo and slowly walked away shaking his head in disbelief.
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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 14:59,
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