Weddings Part II
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
AWWWWWW MAMA
Can this really
be the end
To be stuck inside b threeta
with a month-old q again
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 18:45,
6 replies)
Even I know
that it's pronounced 'beta'
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 18:48,
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Please explain all that bollocks you wrote
or don't
I'm not that bothered
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 18:56,
closed)
OK
Chive marine - gestate molar, blab - deaf chimp. Clasp.
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 18:58,
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Yeah, that's not an explanation, it's just more 'lolzany well random!!!!'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 19:02,
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I wondered if your original was, I dunno, a suicide note in code or something
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 19:03,
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think the term is...
....a word salad
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 21:33,
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