Everyone has had the fatal "We need to talk..." but....
none have been as strange as the one I got once. I had been seeing this girl for a few weeks and she had a rep around town for only going out with someone for 2 weeks. I had made it to the 3 week mark and thought I was in there but oh no...

One night, after a few too many drinks she gave me that fatal conversation. It was very long and drawn out (just like this answer) but the short version is

"We need to talk...you and me...it's not working...because my dad killed himself I feel like everyone is going to leave me just the same"

How the fuck do you argue with that!? Anyway, I had a too much to drink and got all emotional, not at her splitting up with me but I felt sorry for her, of course no one believes that and still think I was crying like a child at the death of my 3 week fling. cockbadgers.
( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:56, Reply)