I've Been On The "Giving" End Of These Talks....
Rather a lot, although one in particular kinda sticks out.

One of the guys in my college class, whom we shall call Richard, seeing as it's his name, decided it would be a good idea to ask me out just after breaking up with my rather serious ex....I accepted. Mistake. About two months down the line I decided I had to have "a talk". Over the phone. I would've laughed otherwise.

It went something like this:

Me: Um....we need to talk
Richard: I'm not going to like this, am I?
Me: Er...no.
Richard: I'm dumped, aren't I?
Me: Um...yea.
*long awkard pause*
Richard: Can't we just go on a break?
Me: Erm...
Richard: Please?
Me: Okay then......
*I hang up, unsure of what just happened*

We had pretty much the exact same talk again the next morning, resulting in an actual break-up. It was awkard as hell, especially when the bastard started stalking me afterwards.

Actually, that resulted in another "We have to talk...."
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:27, Reply)