When I started divorce proceedings
I was surprised when a letter arrived for him from the solicitor within the week.

So I opened it, confirmed that it was his notification of my intentions, typed up another envelope, reposted it and did a hasty I'm-divorcing-you-so-expect-a-letter-any-day speech when he got home.

To my surprise, he was so shocked that his legs gave way and he flopped down on the sofa.

Wish I'd moved it out of the way quick.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 14:57, Reply)