I'm generally pretty non-confrontational.
I'd have to say The Talk. You know the one - your parents finally twig that you're a growing girl with hormones and things and they need to instill some old-fashioned values into your impressionable little mind.

Well, sod that, they left it to public education until I was sixteen so they can bloody well leave it all the way and spare me the embarrassment. I was an early bloomer and an antisocial nerd (for some reason people think those are mutually exclusive...), so I'd read all about it already in any case. Although I suppose pornographic fanfiction isn't all that accurate.

Still, it beats sitting on a fence while my grandma seriously cajoles me in Russian about the advantages of not spawning young until I'm Absolutely Ready, I'll tell you that.
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:58, Reply)