We need to talk
My old house mate was too wet to tell me that he wanted me to move out.

I got the "We need to talk" as a text message as he drove to the other side of the country for a week of work.

Laughing I sent back "That sounds serious! ;-) You want me to move out? LOL"

He never answered, I found a new place.

He came home a week later and we had a talk, I told him I was moving out.

The bastard gave me notice and said "I just can't cope with you, you are so... different. We can still be friends though.

He was on the phone two days later as I was moving into my new place. "My girlfriend left me..."

Was it wrong to laugh?
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 17:47, Reply)