On both ends of this topic...
On the dumpee side:
I took a cross country trip to see my mum and of course right before I go my car dies. I replace the clutch and then after a bit of nap I get the girl and her cat. After a days driving I drop the girl and cat off with her 'rents. She gives me a funny look and hands me a bag of condoms. Odd as all hell I thought. I went on driving a couple more days and finally get to my mums. Visit her the first time in a few years and then after 4 days I take off back towards home. I pick up the girl and cat at about a day's drive and she's odd. We stop at a burger joint to get some food and at this point she gives me the "we have to talk" bit after she has the keys to the car. I'm shocked as a result of this because I'm dead tired but it's life. On the whole way back her cat doesn't go to her at all and sits on me for the ride home. :) Even when she called it repeatedly. aahh.

On the other end, it was coming up on my second wedding aniversary and I wanted out. (not the same girl, much worse) She couldn't clean, cook or work but was quite good at sleeping around. Why did I get with her? well, I was in the army... Anyways, I fill out the divorce paper work myself, she goes out on a night on the town and I pack up some of my stuff and leave.


Result. :) Divorce went through 5 days after my birthday so every year I celebrate doubly.
(armednuclearterrorist, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 20:30, Reply)