In my case...
...no, I'm quoting from my former bosses at a major corporation. Sadly, "Dilbert" is not a cartoon, it's a documentary.

Another shining example of corporate wankage: they actually had made and passed out to all employees these beautiful deep blue coffee mugs with gold stars on them and the slogan "STAR: Striving To Achieve Results". I mean, come on! We're not seven year olds who get an uplift from a slogan on the coffee mug! Jeez, give us a shiny thing to make us work harder? You really think we're all that retarded?

Assholes.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 23 Apr 2007, 22:13, Reply)