My experience of teamwork
... is that it allows everyone in the team to absolve themselves of individual responsibility and for management to blame a whole group of people when it all goes tits up, thus avoiding accusations of bullying. Within the team, the most intelligent person does all the thinking and the others bicker and bitch by way of contribution, in such a way that the finest ideas are diluted and the most stupid rise to the surface by democratic voice. The result is a longer, more contributory failure which disillusions everyone and allows the managers to look at porn in their office while the company slowly goes to shit.

Proactive enough for you, you jargon-farting tossers?
(Fothermucker, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 9:20, Reply)