Management material
I went for an interview with the IT department of a large company. Part of the all day session comprised a number of psychometric tests.

Anyway, cutting a long story short I was offered the job. I turned them down - a move to the other end of the country to stay in shitty Swindon being the decisive factor.

The 2 top dogs came up to meet me and try to persuade me to change my mind. Here's how it went.

Them: "Reverend, we've looked at the results for your psychometric tests, and you have the perfect attributes to become an IT manager."

Me: "Oh."

Them: "What is it Reverend?"

Me: "All the IT managers I know are assholes. No offence."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:28, Reply)