The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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PembernobMark Pembernob (I cant remember his real surname either) was a wacko and a pr0n fiend.
On first year camp I was unlucky enough to share a tent with him and he masturbated non stop.
So much so that when 4 of us were returning from a fishing trip we saw his little blue tent shaking violently as he reached another crescendo.
He had a few pages from a copy of Rodox which he liberally showed people, including his mother, or so he told us.
I vaguely recall him bragging that he had had sex with his mother too.
He had a teddy bear in his room with a hole cut into the crotch so he could pork it when the mood took him.
He fell 'in love' with one of the class slappers, and used to comment on her short skirts and legs in a way that made even me feel a bit ill.
He left in the 3rd year to go to a school in the fens where I'm sure his talents were well received. He may have even been the coolest kid in the school by the time he sat his GCSEs.
That was Pembernob.
(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 14:19, Reply)
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