The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Johnny the WerewolfI was lucky enough to go to a good school in Essex (one of few) which contained some pretty damn bright sparks (I wasn't one of them.)
One such spark, however, was Johnny. He was stupendously intelligent, but totally socially retarded. He played flute in the school orchestra and we'd point and laugh at the way he'd close his eyes and sway gently as he played. This was fair enough, a lot of people really get into their music.
He was generally avoided in school by pretty much everyone, being impossible to hold a conversation with. I know for fact that he got 11 A*s in his GCSEs, and one B. His parents nearly threw him out for letting a grade slip, which may well explain why he was so fucked up... Twats for parents can do that.
However, a friend of mine saw him last. He was on a program on Channel 4 about people who think they're wolves. It turns out that shortly after finishing school, he bought a wolf T-shirt and started walking on all-fours.
He now genuinely thinks he's a wolf.
Fucking wierd....
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 14:33,
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