The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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ColinColin, although with his speech impediment he pronounced it Tolin, was a weedy wee shit, with the kind of face you never tired of punching, not just by me, but by the entire secondary school.
He arrived at school about 6 months after everyone else when he moved to the area, so was too late to join a group of people, and was too shy to approach anyone and talk to them.
One day a group of neds, (chavs if your english), was battering the shit out of him, when he fell to the ground and screamed that he was having a heart attack.
The neds stepped back, and watched this slimy wee guy rolling around on the ground screaming and clutching his chest, before Tolin spotted his chance and did a runner while the neds all pissed themselves laughing.
On noticing his successful escape strategy, Tolin then proceeded to try this every time he was getting beaten, except by now word was out and everyone now kicked the shit out of him just to see his pathetic crying/screaming as he once again had a heart attack.
if your out there Tolin, you did deserve it.
(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 14:56, Reply)
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