The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Rachel.Poor, poor Rachel. With an overbite that could cut through an oak table and hair that looked like she brushed it with lit matches. She also talked like Pee-Wee Herman and had a budgie called Perky who sadly flew away. I can't say I blame him.
One day someone noticed the armpits on her shirt were green and she claimed it was 'deodorant stains'. Just one of her moments of questionable personal hygiene.
Classic Rachel moments included...
1) The drama class insisting she sing 'saturday night' by Whigfield in front of everyone due to her incredibly scraggy hair making it look like she was wearing a wig made out of dead badger arse hair.
2)Trying to kill herself by slitting her wrists with a pair of blunt plastic scissors after someone threw screwed up tinfoil at her head in French class.
3)Sitting in maths with a huge lump of earwax on her leg and claiming it was a bogey. Like that makes it any better...
She talked like Dido sings so imagine my delight many years later when an old friend informed me she had gone to try out for X-Factor singing a song by the very same artist. I'm guessing it sounded something like this; "GRRAAHHHHHHHHHH Oh great! Perky flew away! OH GREAT!!" I fail to see how she didn't get through.
(, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 19:57, Reply)
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