Two brothers
I was in RF's form (name abbreviated to protect the mental). He was a very odd, geeky chinese boy who was as skinny as a rake and always had a runny nose.

I had the misfortune of sitting next to him in most of my GCSEs, and he used to sniff with unerring and infuriating regularity.

His claim to fame at school was the time he chased an older boy round the playing fields with a croquet mallet (yes I was at a very posh school) after the bigger boy kicked a football onto the croquet lawn.

RF was just the apetiser though... his younger brother joined the school a few years later, and surpassed RF's bonkersness by a long shot.

It later transpired that he was heavily autistic, but you lot don't seem bothered about laughing at the handicapped so i'll carry on regardless.

He was a few years below me, so obviously I didn't witness this, but it became part of the folklore at my school within hours of it happening. He was in the CDT lab (woodworking to the uninitiated) sawing up bits of wood etc. Another boy in his class was a thalidomide kid and only had one arm. He had somehow incurred the wrath of VF which culminated in the thalidomide kid being chased round the lab with a hacksaw whilst shouting "Stand still, I'm gonna cut your other f**king arm off"

Strangely enough, you'd think he would have been a complete outcast, but he actually managed to earn total respect from all age groups in the school after kicking Mr Daniels in the nads really hard.
( HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 12:41, Reply)