more weirdos I have known
Katherine M - cross-eyed and buck-toothed dribbler with BO like rancid onions. She would do handstands in lessons. Her mother refused to let here wear a bra or make-up until she was 21, by which time she'd become a lezza.

Kemlo Bird - that was his real name. He didn't have a moment's peace.

James D - sociopathic son of a convict whose pastimes included breaking windows, setting fire to desks, urinating in people's pockets in the cloakrooms and singing advertising jingles to himself. Currently working with his dad ... in prison.

Hermione B - butch hermaphrodite with a voice like Barry White and shoulders like Hulk Hogan. Her facial hair was something to behold, but any insults had to be behind her back or she'd rip your scrote off.

Julia K - she'd toss anyone off for £1.50 and had milked most of the fifth form by the end of the year. She said that she was doing it for Jesus and we weren't complaining. She made me think about God for about five seconds.

Jeremy P - one-legged son of university lecturers. We stole his prosthetic leg on sports day and threw it up a tree. His father sued our parents and court was only avoided when we persuaded Jeremy that we'd kick him to death unless charges were dropped.

Camilla S - white girl adopted by black parents, she claimed to like rap but secretly listened to Backstreet Boys. Got dreadlocks just before GCSEs and formed a reggae band called "Spliff". She's now a pig shaver in an abattoir.

Felicity F - large-breasted cock dynamo with sluttish eyes and an arse built for violation. She was expelled when she was found naked on the music teacher's schlong during a school trip to the Albert Hall.
(frankspencer, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:37, Reply)