The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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So many strange peopleGrowing up in rural Worcestershire one encounters many strange people.
First School (that's 5-9 for those of you who did the normal primary/secondary thing) was a really scary place as it was in a tiny village so there were many "unusual" children, most noteworthy were two freaks called Leon Osborne and Ruth Clark. Leon really smelt and was creepy, Ruth was just a fruitloop who was intensely annoying and used to laugh really loudly for no reason. We spent most of first school willing them to befriend each other then they did and fell into the school pond whilst "snogging", claiming that they were looking for frog spawn. With the ascerbic wit often exercised by 9 yr olds, Leon was then christened Leon Frogspawn.
At middle school there was a strange girl called Rebecca who had (according to my friend James) "pizza tits"; she also used to walk round with pictures of Michael Caine and William Shatner stuck to her books cus she fancied them and openly admitted to this...she met another awful geek called Richard who looked like Plug from those comics. They used to be very into public displays of affection, culminating in the librarian finding them shagging on a table in the school library. No word of a lie. I was standing behind her when she discovered them, I'd only gone to get a dictionary from the reference corner. I am now scarred for life.
Apologies for length.
(, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:57, Reply)
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