Probably not that weird
I pat myself down whenever I leave anywhere and say, outloud: "wallet, phone, keys" until I've physically touched all of them.

Due to forgetfulness, I tend to tell myself I've done the important stuff, like "I've just locked the front door", "I've turned the iron off" and so on.
(ScousersPet, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:09, 5 replies)

Mine extends to "wallet, phone, keys, fags, lighter"

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:20, closed)

more or less the same here

(roadkillontoast, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:00, closed)

a friend of mine has 'wallet, phone, pod, pass, keys'
(turbomerl, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:29, closed)

Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:37, closed)

One for
the Catholics.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:36, closed)