Tea bags come in pairs, joined together
I live with my partner, just the two of us. So each round of tea uses a nice neat pair of teabags. But sometimes, if one of us has a cup of tea alone there is always a spare single teabag. You still need to split a pair, but one has to go back.

I hate this, it's un-neat, but thought it was too weird to admit.

One day I told her it bugged me, and she laughed it off nicely. Next day I came home and she had split all the teabags into singles cos it bugged her a little bit too, and now everything is just rosy!

That's love that is. OCD love.
( simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:50, 11 replies)

Probably the only thing I dislike about Yorkshire teabags

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:51, closed)

I always split my Yorkshire teabags up
because it makes them loads easier to get into the airtight jar.

Can't leave them in the cardboard box, they'll go stale.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:00, closed)

I split them as I use them
Nothings worse than when you rip the bag though, and you end up with tealeaves at the bottom of your brew
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:36, closed)

Tea shouldn't come in bags at all.
You've mediated a symptom rather than addressing the cause.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:02, closed)

That's not love, that's a worrying mental problem developing into co-dependency which will undermine the relationship creating an atmosphere of insecurity and doubt.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:02, closed)

How right you are
I will go and handcraft a shiv and end this cycle of torture
( simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:12, closed)

I fucking love the word "shiv"
In my book it's right up there with Spondon, spang and Spong and it doesn't even begin with Sp.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:17, closed)

It doesn't take much effort.....
...you hold a full wodge of joined teabags, one in each hand and using a breaking bread motion, they all seperate easily, top one first. I usually create twenty single bags from each operation. Simples.

It's not love, she thinks you're a finicky twat.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 21:02, closed)

Well yes
So you do the same thing you finicky twat, god forbid that a qotw on borderline OCD should get borderline OCD responses.

Actually you're not a finicky twat yer just a cunt!
( simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 0:46, closed)

Correct
You are a fine judge of character, Sir, and very eloquently put. Thank you.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:58, closed)

Haven't you fucking peasants heard of pg pyramids?
away with this OCD amateurism. Try getting all the pyramids to line up sympathetically with the Great one in Giza. Every half-hour.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:47, closed)