OCD = doing what the Dettol adverts tell you.
"Hands-free soap dispenser"?

For fuck's sake - grow up. A high T-cell count is a healthy T-Cell count. The number 13 is just a concept, and yes - you COULD develop cancer at ANY time - so live like it's your last day, you fucking emo muppet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:06, 3 replies)

I don't think you're quite getting into the spirit of this question.
Have you tried turning your lights on and off a few times? You need to do it with either a Mersenne prime or a perfect number though. Otherwise the boogieman will get you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:08, closed)

I did a post on board I think where I adapted the dispenser to pump out lotion.
Could just leave it sitting next to the computer alongside the tissues.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:16, closed)

Dettol probably causes cancer anyway and
this reminded me of the guy who killed himself with Dettol tinyurl.com/ytj9qe
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:23, closed)