I have toast for breakfast Monday to Friday, normally 2 slices . 1 slice marmite, 1 slice honey or jam depending on what's in cupboard. When I sit down to eat, I make a careful decision on what mood I'm in - marmite first or jam first. The toast (each slice cut into 2 obviously) must then be eaten in alternating sequence, I have never ever ever gone marmite marmite jam jam or vice versa. Never.
(Amberleaf, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:52, 2 replies)

That is almost verbatim...
...of a posting I was going to make. Really.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:52, closed)

But not Marmite. It's the devil's spunk.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 20:53, closed)