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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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Also works for depression and other neuroses.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:35, 2 replies)
You are indeed a man of science.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, closed)
Now I just need to figure out how to apply the formula
to PMS.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:49, closed)
I've never known a man to suffer from that.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)
Really? I've known plenty who did.
I've just never known a man to have it.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, closed)
You are a lawyer.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, closed)
Aaw, I thought you were setting me up for that one :(

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, closed)
No. I was just being shit at English.
As usual.

*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, closed)
There there, Vag.
Let's turn that frown sticky and br...uh, 'upside down'!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, closed)
And alcoholism, drug addiction, homosexuality, bestiality and being a Lib Dem.

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:42, closed)
Technically speaking
Fucking another man is the most heterosexual thing a man can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:47, closed)
*narrows eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:22, closed)
They won't be narrow when you've got this in you.
Eh? Eh? Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:25, closed)

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