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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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I have this wierd ritual (well I think it must be weird cos virtually no one else seems to do it).

When driving, I check my mirror to see if there is space for me to move out into, if there is ONLY THEN do I indicate what I'm going to do, and ONLY THEN do I actually do it....bizarre I know.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:32, 9 replies)
You're definitely the first person to make this joke this week.
Apart from the other people. But they don't count because you have much cuter buns.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:38, closed)
I did a search and found only one other person who I thought had kinda beaten me to it....

Oh well seems I might have more of a common mental issue than I thought then.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:39, closed)
Yeah. But those buns.

(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:36, closed)
I thought that...
those pics had been destroyed years ago....
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:21, closed)
Weird driving
Strangely enough this method forms the basis of the system of car control approved in the Highway Code and taught by the police and virtually every driving instructor in the UK.

How do people forget it when it is so easy to do?

Maybe they also forget they are driving around a ton of lethal metal. Sorry for rant but I hauled many casualties from their vehicles in a former career.

Happy Christmas and take care.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:25, closed)
I do take care
It's every other cunt I'm worried about. Especially ones in BMWs and Audis.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:43, closed)
Oh purr-leeze.....
That BMW and Audi thing is older than Clarkson....being a twat in a car seems to affect all makes equally to me.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:08, closed)
As a biker and cyclist, more than nine times out of ten a car driver making really retarded moves will be in one of these -
* Audi 3 or 4
* Any BMW except 1-series
* Peugeot 407
* Rover 75
* A cheap hot-hatch with a baked bean can exhaust and body kit

The first four really are more unaware, the last makes an active effort to drive outside your expectations.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:58, closed)
Don't get me started on....
organ donors bikers. :-D

For the record, I drive an Audi (not a 3 or 4), and oddly enough because it cost me quite a bit of money (as any new car does), I want to keep it looking nice, and therefore make of a point of not throwing it in front of other drivers and hoping they'll stop.

Let the flames begin!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:07, closed)

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