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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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Forgotten about this
If ever I drive past a close named after a person (councils name them after incredibly unmemorable people, ie Tom Smith Close) I am compelled to say "Where? Where?" and look round wildly.

I used to live near an address named ALan DRive and if ever we drove past another similarly named, I would say to my wife"Wonder if he knows alan drive?" She hated this and it was probably a contributory factor in our subsequent divorce.

Now I've written it down I can see why.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:45, 2 replies)
Your wife was having an affair with, and subsequently left you for, a man named Alan Drive.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:47, closed)
Actually it was Tom Smith
He was obviously a bit closer than he should have been.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:59, closed)

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