so the goat is spread acoss the stone altar and tethered at both ends while bleating with the wild look in its eyes
we'd already opened the portals to the gates of Nesmith and the pulchritudi upended their vessels to Halloumi while the Telewest chanted the words of the EffAyKyoo in a low sonorous sussuration that reverberated through the googleplex of Flid.

But I can't help cutting West to East when I disembowel the shaven infant glottal click instead of East to Vector additional coordinates. So naturally when the Old One raises his homonunclular diseased corpse head from the Scrotula of Leicestersquare he invariably winks a lot, it's my own damn fault for scoffing a packet of Quavers during the Abdjuration of Cowell (the omifiscient spangle of satan's throssels). All Hail Jamieoliver.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 0:20, 9 replies)

LOLWAKI
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 0:41, closed)

This FTW

(McChinaman banned, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 1:35, closed)

You are the postmodernist Rambling Syd Rumpo
AICM5currencyunits
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:18, closed)

Mornington Crescent!

(Smale is stuffed, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 8:09, closed)

Nice to see a Vogon poet performing in public.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 8:18, closed)

I was thinking
the same thing.
(username failed moderation, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 8:53, closed)

This is the stuff of legend.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:46, closed)

fantastic

(Cov Boy, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 12:20, closed)

Sugar rush
Methinks too many Spangles have passed your lips. Repent.
(Classic Ray, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:34, closed)