Am with you on the latter point
If they're not getting up and giving me tiny cans of diet coke within 10 minutes of take off, I start to panic.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:54, 1 reply)

^This^ too
I once was calmly reading a book as we landed (Ryan Air) and the plane hit the ground so hard I actually dropped my book, swore loudly and had to endure tutting and 'mother's look of disapproval' from other passengers.

So I don't read during takeoff and landing now either.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:07, closed)