a guy i work with claims proudly that he can say 'i love you' in belching.
i can't imagine a single situation in which this would help matters.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:10, 2 replies)

Any port
in a storm Janet.
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:23, closed)

It works,
but you have to swallow air and explain that your larynx had to be removed.
If all else fails, play the pity card. Try belching "...a crowded room, but I feel so all alone..."
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:50, closed)