Just remembered this one
Whenever I drink bottled beer and I take the cap off myself, I bend the cap in half between my thumb and forefinger so it looks a bit like a fluted seashell. Or a clunge.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:47, 9 replies)

How did you forget such a thrillingly strange ritual until this late in the week?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:13, closed)

I'd forgotten all about it until Che reminded me with his geodesic orange-peeling.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:18, closed)

Nothing personal
but your Mrs must have a really wierd looking fanny.
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:21, closed)

She trims her bikini line with pinking shears.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:22, closed)

Vagina Dentata
Which I always hear to the tune of Hakuna Matata.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:23, closed)

A song that I will now no longer be able to hear the same way ever again.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:24, closed)

Happy to help.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:25, closed)

well if you think that looks like clunge
what do you think th grappling claws at the scrap yard are ? a goatse?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:05, closed)

Time of the month

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:09, closed)