Whenever I hear a hedgehog muttering about bee-bop in the milk isle at Tesco...
...I have to find a floor manager called Bob and slip an over-ripe brie into his coat pocket without him noticing. I then scoot round the isle and come up towards him and say very loudly, but in my head: "Smell you later Bob".

Every single time!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:13, 3 replies)

aisle
sorry
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:32, closed)

Unless
the Tesco in question is located on a small island?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:51, closed)

Thanks
I am also a member of pedants anonymous, so really: thanks.

But I won't edit it because it's almost Friday.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:35, closed)