I'm still curious as to why
you think any of this bothers me in the slightest.

I mean, just because you say I'm all upset about it, and stuff, doesn't mean I am.

Anyway, upshot it, you're a bit of a tool. But only as far as being a minor irritation on an internet forum, which to me is about as serious as finding a hole in my sock.

Keep pummeling the keys 'Doc'. 100,000 by the end of the year, you know you can do it!
(username failed moderation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:30, 1 reply)

And some more dreary words to demonstrate how well you understand the concept of a comedy website.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)