Had my work ethic been functioning properly I would have been travelling on the tube through King's Cross and Liverpool Street on the morning of 07/07/05
However, I thought "fuck it", rolled a spliff and stayed in bed, watching the news for a bit first. I got to the tube station just as they pulled the big metal gates shut, saying something about "explosions on the line", so I went back home, got back into bed, rolled another spliff and turned the news back on.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 16:29, 15 replies)

Just think...
we wouldn't ever have read this shit!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 16:47, closed)

*picture of person with Down's Syndrome beaming and giving a thumbs up*

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 17:01, closed)

something something your mum's photo album

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 17:53, closed)

something something, uh, something
I've been drinking, I got nothing
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 20:51, closed)

I'd been in work by an hour already on that day.
Took me three and a half hours to get home that evening.
( .Yeti., Mon 5 Oct 2015, 17:22, closed)

those inconsiderate commuters eh, spilling their organs all over the place

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 17:56, closed)

something something spilled my organ all over your mum

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 18:12, closed)

There's no such thing as good old British restraint any more.

( .Yeti., Mon 5 Oct 2015, 18:59, closed)

if only they'd all had guns

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 20:34, closed)

You should have hitched a ride with Albert Marshmallow

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 19:09, closed)

^Pretty much what I was thinking

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 20:03, closed)

If only I'd known, etc.

( .Yeti., Mon 5 Oct 2015, 21:17, closed)

Can't believe it took halfway down the page before someone said it.

(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 23:49, closed)

yeah
about half the population of greater london would have been on one of those trains had it not been for some fortuitous happenstance. It's a miracle we didn't lose millions of lives that fateful morning.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 20:37, closed)

It's taught me to always turn up for work late and stoned
just in case
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Oct 2015, 20:50, closed)