winning
Hm. Chronologically, have won:

Cadet thing, got trips around the world
RAF Scholarship, twice, pilots license, wings etc
Selection (toenails fell out)
Scholarship for MSc: won national award
Scholarship for MBA, gained distinction.
Etc. Etc.

Today, am not a pilot, am not a soldier, am not employed in any recognisable trade or profession and have barely a penny in cash.

But I am sitting in my back garden, playing with my daughter, and realise that I have finally won something useful.
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:01, 6 replies)

What is it you have won?
The house or the back garden? I know for a fact you can get a kid free with very little effort and I think there's something called Craig's List where you can buy one or get one as a trade for am iPhone.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:09, closed)

Croissant or gtfo.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:54, closed)

no, I won her in a raffle

(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 21:33, closed)

Damn right it's useful.
Once you've fucked it, you can eat it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:39, closed)

^^^This^^^
Snorty LOL
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:34, closed)

Ha ha
You are me. Sixth Form Scholarship, Flying Scholarship, University Bursary, IACE place, the works. I then went to university and it turned me into a layabout.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)