WinningI once won a gas boiler from The Guardian. Tell us about times you've won, and the excellent and/or crappy prizes you've lifted.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:08)
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A prize draw in work...At Christmas, they had a prize draw in work. A simple "Dig your hand in the box, pull out a ticket and win something". Everyone had a go. The first person won a bottle of wine. The second won some Posh Chocolates. Then came my turn - would it be the free dinner for two? No. How about the crate of beer? Nope, no beer. What did I win? Haemorrhoid Cream. A whole tube of it.
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Pfft...Better than half a tube...
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Brace yourself.....for the flood of pile-related puns!
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Pass it here mate.My chalfonts are giving me real grief.
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SteamedCleaner, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:15,
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that must've been a pain in the arse(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:21, closed)
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