spainish piss up
back in me day went with the family for hols two whole weeks of being roasted like a kipper yay!! anyhoo each night the hotel did a quiz winner gets 2 bottles of voddy, first week there got bugger all (17-18 at the time free BOOZE but nope not me). well along comes the second week quiz again well bugger me if they dont use the same questions from the first week.

needless to say i won it every night lasted me about 5 days still laugh at the gormless expression on the blokes face doing the quiz every time i go up and collect the prize.

(remember kids if it's worth doing it worth doing it pissed)
(bonkersply writing shite since 1664, Sun 1 May 2011, 11:18, 4 replies)

you
were spit roasted like a kipper?
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:16, closed)

just well buggered

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:35, closed)

And remember kids
The English language is your friend, so please don't treat it as something to be hacked about like a piece of meat...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:53, closed)

Spainish?
I've never seen a sentence as bad as your first line.
Congratulations, you illiterate autard.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:29, closed)