I play the lottery ...
yes yes, I'm a chump. I realise the likelihood of winning is astronomical. I also realise that the lottery is a better bet than my bloody pension fund.

Anyway, one slightly hungover Sunday, I checked the numbers.

We had all 6.

Across 2 lines. Fucksticks. Those 6 winning numbers equated to two Division 5 wins, which yielded us $42. I could hear the recently deceased Saint Douglas laughing gently at me.
(Que?, Tue 3 May 2011, 5:36, 7 replies)

So your story is 'I didn't win the lottery'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 May 2011, 7:01, closed)

Post something funny badger ...
I dare you.
(Que?, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:39, closed)

Not Badgers job, he’s qotw cop. OK, so he’s a maverick who doesn’t play by the rules, and some say he’s getting to old for this shit, but he just does what it takes to get the job done.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 3 May 2011, 8:47, closed)

If only he were 3 days from retirement...
hilarity then might ensue.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:05, closed)

But this time it's personal.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:18, closed)

Guess he picked the wrong week to give up smoking.
I don't know who Badger is, and I've no opinion on what's happening here, I just wanted to use the phrase, 'Guess he picked the wrong week to give up smoking', as it's so fucking great.

I thank you for your patience.
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:19, closed)

AB posts quite a lot of funny shit
unfortunately none of it actually contains anything remotely original done by him.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 4 May 2011, 1:36, closed)