Things to do before you dieSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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One day......I will investigate, analyse and document the precise amount of alcohol it takes to make myself look good in the eyes of the opposite sex.
I will then invent a cocktail that is EXACTLY that strong.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:25, 5 replies)
not enough drink in the world...
(if you're planning on giving said cocktail to the opposite sex, might I suggest a daterape-ini? might boost your chances somewhat)
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there probably is enough drink, but the problem is finding a vessel large enough to hold it.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:47,
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Rohypnol and Pernod ought to do it...worst pint I ever had.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:45, closed)
In his defence......he could argue he was just trying to disguise the taste of Pernod for you.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:09, closed)
I thought about doing the samething, but fucked if I'm messing about with a bird that can drink that much.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:12,
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