There's room for compromise here.
Go to the reservoir, purloin a couple of choice ducks and take them to your nearest KFC, saying "THIS is the revolution! Break free from the chains of your suppliers of frozen chooks, for they are minions of globalisation that destroy the regional economy. I bring you ducks, plump and organically stolen; coat them in the Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices, fry them, and serve them unto me in a bucket worthy of a LOLrus."

You can then return home, crack open one of the bottles of Malbec that the frogman you hired is guarding under the surface of your pond (fringe benefit: it'll be nice and cool), and lie back in your deckchair to enjoy. Once you've finished the fourth bottle, you can even help with the gardening by...ahem...watering the plants.
( .Yeti., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:32, 1 reply)

Or
order the bucket of chicken from KFC for supper, with an extra bottle of Malbec, hope the wife has enough to eat and drink that she's bloated and tired and goes to sleep, then stay up late and play civ5. Minus the KFC, that's what I did to my wife last weekend. Got us nice and drunk, and when she passed out early I played Civ5 until 5am, then slept in while she took care of the baby. :)
(Turtlenuts, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:43, closed)

By jove
I think you're onto something.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:51, closed)