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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Ever since I was a small, hairy child with a lisp and dolphin teeth I've harboured a burning desire to be able to produce milk. Not for any perverse/sexual reasons, you filthy minded gerbil feltchers! I think it's more of a self sufficiency thing.

I have, in the past, constructed devices to help me on my quest. Using one of those baseball caps that can house 2 cans of beer, 2 bottles of milk (cows I'm afraid), some discreet tubing and some plasters. Unfortunately the lack of a closable nipple left me in a crying, milky mess. I tried to remedy the problem with some taps I got off a box of wine but I just looked strange.

I live in the hope that one day, in my lifetime a procedure will become available that makes this possible.

If not, I wouldn't mind doing a bungee jump.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:36, 4 replies)
There's no 't' in felching
...but there is tea coming out of my nose, since I desklol'd at the image of wine-box taps as nipples.

I call Rule 34!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:43, closed)
I'm assuming you're male?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:44, closed)
..God bless the internet. Now, does anyone know where I can get any dopamine inhibitors?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:51, closed)
From those L0\/\/£R PR!CE PH4RMA BUY CHE@P V1AGR@ sites?

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:09, closed)

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