Your mum
Both pipes.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:57, 6 replies)

Good luck..
she's 74.
( Sallyrsm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:20, closed)

Surely you mean all three?
And that's not including boobs, armpits, back-of-knee and so on. Have some imagination, boy!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:27, closed)

If you're going to do that lot
you're going to need some Red Bull as well as some imagination.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:55, closed)

Four
If you count the stoma
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:22, closed)

Your going to need more than red bull for mine
she's been dead for years. Probably full of holes by now. a few grams of bolivian marching powder along with a face mask should see you right.

I would probably take some wet wipes as well. You know, for after.

Oh, don't forget a shovel and a head torch.
(OTT, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:21, closed)

you really are living up to your name ;-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:12, closed)