i want to set fire to a bear - just to see what it sounds like
i want to shave a mohawk into my grandmother

i want to ride a bicycle made of pork through the streets of rome

i want to grow a handlebar moustache and dangle maraccas from it

i want to shoot heroin underwater

i want a brain in a jar i can read Dan Brown novels to.

i want an extensive collection of rare udders

i want to lubricate a church with marmite
( Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:32, 6 replies)

*Click* I think we have a winner!

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:47, closed)

You win the Random cheesecake.
Would you like to take the prize or risk it all for the speedboat?
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:49, closed)

Clicks
For the last line, lovely
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:17, closed)

marmite churches FTW

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:29, closed)

KWAYZY, DUDE!

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:41, closed)

Sorry
I aquatically smacked up that bear which shaved a burning mohawk onto your Grandmother.

Sorry.

Lubracating a church with faux-faecal replacement? For entry, ease of exit or perhaps ease of insertion?
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:18, closed)