
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
( , Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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That's the name of the poppet in the BT ads. Just so you know what to bellow at the vinegar strokes.
Mind you, I don't know if I could. Not with someone called Esther.
( , Fri 15 Oct 2010, 12:47, 1 reply)

You could have rhyming fun shouting her name as you get the jester's boots, immediately prior to ejaculation.
I saw her in Covent Garden once. Much slimmer in real life than she is on the telly. And she was with a guy wearing a blazer and deck shoes, which in my mind makes her a bit of an disappointing idiot.
( , Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:31, closed)
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