Box of Revelations
One day, I want to walk into my boring office, tell my manager that I've just had a book published and won't need to hurt my soul any more working at this depressing hell-hole, then pull a note out of the 'Box of Revelations' at random. Each piece of paper will have the name of a particular member of the sprawling financial organisation I work for. It will also contain a home truth I will tell one of them on my final day as I leave. I will do this quietly, with a smile on my face, looking straight into their eyes.

It'll go something like this; (shakes hand of hated workmate) 'Well, I'll be off then ****. I'll really be glad I don't have to live in fear of your chronic incompetence and the cowardly way that your first thought, whenever something goes wrong, is to establish that it is definitely someone else's fault. This, of course, is why everyone hates you.'

I will then smile sweetly, nod, and walk away.
(just pouring lizards, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:53, 6 replies)

Oh how I dream......
of being able to do this to a few of my 'co-workers'. I salute you Sir and give you an insignificant, but netherless loving, *click*
(mparryuk52, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:21, closed)

*treasures click.
(just pouring lizards, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:23, closed)

have another...

( rofl harris, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:27, closed)

Damn right
Though my version involves the lottery, as I can barely string two sentences together.

Though Chris at work, I have something much more spectacular planned for you, you whiny sychophantic spunk bubble
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:47, closed)

Do this!
And take along a camera crew. Epic.
(PerspexAvenger, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:08, closed)

Just be sure that the advance money from the book deal is in your account first.
...all I'm sayin'
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:31, closed)