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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Its not perfect
If you're a inexpierienced cook, the odds of her getting food poisoning are higher- bad for her because of you.

If shes been with hundreds of guys the odds of you getting an StI are higher- bad for you because of her.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:59, 1 reply)
That was a somewhat obscure Sherlock Homes quote, actually.
From The Adventure Of The Empty House.

"I wonder that my very simple stratagem could deceive so old a shikari," said Holmes. "It must be very familiar to you. Have you not tethered a young kid under a tree, lain above it with your rifle, and waited for the bait to bring up your tiger? This empty house is my tree and you are my tiger. You have possibly had other guns in reserve in case there should be several tigers, or in the unlikely supposition of your own aim failing you. These," he pointed around, "are my other guns. The parallel is exact."

Anyway...

Especially with porn stars, the odds of getting an STI are slim as they get constantly tested. With a non-pornstar who's been around a bit... well, you both get tested together before you go bareback, don't you? Otherwise you stick a funny little balloon on yourself to protect both of you.

But the point is that her past experience should be a plus, if anything. She has realistic expectations of you and can maybe expand your horizons a bit by showing you new techniques and such. Why would you turn her away?
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:01, closed)

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