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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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You need to get fixed to look after it, they're like kids, they don't understand these things, they just want the person who smells like squrels (to them) to give them their food.
If you got the insurance, bung yourself down the local Priory, you'd be with a doctor in the morning and a base of a plan by the evening.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:12, 1 reply)

That's what I'm hoping :) the downside was getting access to the insurance through my dad, who for years has believed I'm not sick. Until he saw me the other day and woo, I have all the insurance details now. Just sorting out what I am and aren't covered for and it's bye bye NHS, hello perhaps finally getting better. 7 years is far too damn long.

On the other hand, don't fancy grinding up the dog and eating him as medicine ;) but he certainly does help with keeping me going. Dobes are such a damn sensitive breed too, so he's uber anxious at the moment, bless him.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:16, closed)
Aye, it's an easy one to brush under the carpet until it gets to your stage.
Going private is only better in emergancys, which this is.

Dogs are stunning in that respect, unconditional love and will take your secrets to their deathbed. They know when something is up, they can just tell.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:42, closed)
dogs are shit
we all know this
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:46, closed)
Nah', no dog is shit, any that where people reckon the dog is shit, it's 'cus their owner is shit.

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:52, closed)
i hate dogs, let us never talk of this again

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:57, closed)

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